If you spell Tim Tebow in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Tim Tebow can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
When Tim Tebow was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Tim Tebow.
In the beginning there was nothing. then Tim Tebow stiff armed that nothing in the head and said Get a job. That is the story of the universe.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
Tim Tebow counted to infinity - twice.
People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.
When Google can’t find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.
Tim Tebow can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When taking the SAT, write ‘Tim Tebow’ for every answer. You will score more than 1600.
Tim Tebow gets called for roughing the tackler.
Friday, November 30, 2007
TEBOW FOR HE15MAN! (these arent new, but they're dang funny)
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2 comments:
I'm not a gator fan unless they are playing in the national championship game, in which case, GO SEC!!
However, I have to admit that Tim Tebow is a bad-ass, and Jimmy and I laughed histerically at this list!
But, my favorite football player is Jimmy Courtenay, and when he closes his eyes, day turns to night...for when he is sleeping, all must sleep
Here's another one:
Tim Tebow goes back in time to deflect the bullet that killed JFK. Kennedy was so amazed by Tebow's awesomeness that his head exploded anyway. The End.
(k, so it's tasteless, but it's funny)
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